Amsterdam de la Nueva

My Computer Thinks I'm Gay

My computer thinks I'm gay. What's the difference anyway, when all people do most days, is just leave me alone? 'Cuz I'm mostly home alone. Thank goodness. Draft a letter for the DHSMV anyway, I'm quite looking forward to burning albums and mixes of my own, with creative titles and with intentionally limited knowledge of "music critics'" picks whilst cruising I-95/I-4, and the like, East to West and North and South and back in FLA, USA- and North/South along the Eastern Seaboard. Maybe possibly perhaps swing as far left as Tennessee or Ohio or Michigan, as far North as Montreal. At some point. Like maybe 2014 to #C Star Wars Episode #VII. I will, of course, be rooting for characters with allegiance to the dark side of the force. Pigs and Cows and Eggs cooked rare on a Barbeque Grill and portable electric battery operated stove outside at Universal Studios Orlando by an AMC movie theater playing #Savages with Blake Lively as I enjoy Carlo Rossi Merlot wine from a steel mug the size of a decorative fancy-pants office wastepaper basket. [*swish] Nuthin' but net.

The Immaculate Conception

10:27PM #X. New PK #Cigarettes ` `

— Alexander Ghali (@AlexanderGhali) September 12, 2013

1:41PM #A6. Blue Cup #Water. 2000MG TYLENOL. 1000MG ea. ADVIL & EXCEDRIN. 880MG ALEVE. PERCOCET. 2MG KLONOPIN. RITALIN.\ 20MG.

— Alexander Ghali (@AlexanderGhali) September 12, 2013

11:08PM #X. 1.5 #CHEESE-#BURGERS. #HomestyleCharbroiledPattyMeal. FINISH WATER!!!! #SweetAndSourChicken. Blue Cup #Chardonnay. @bonappetit

— Alexander Ghali (@AlexanderGhali) September 12, 2013

12:25AM #X. Brushing my teeth in a few minutes. Ay, screen cunts. :) Thursday 9/12/13. @bridgitmendler @selenagomez @taylorswift13

— Alexander Ghali (@AlexanderGhali) September 12, 2013

From the 10:41PM tweet is missing the "0" character: that skinny hand-written/typewriter/calcul8r/computer text golden goose egg character

— Alexander Ghali (@AlexanderGhali) September 12, 2013

that laid the cybertronic Alexander R. Ghali womb environment of mindless drone #Cunt #Mom from whence I came to develop into THE

— Alexander Ghali (@AlexanderGhali) September 12, 2013

human being as I was ejected into an entirely predestined existence for myself created through my my awareness.

— Alexander Ghali (@AlexanderGhali) September 12, 2013

And the toilet paper's nearly finished. 1:13AM #V.

— Alexander Ghali (@AlexanderGhali) September 12, 2013

Guess what, Taylor? 1:25AM #AN8. @taylorswift13

— Alexander Ghali (@AlexanderGhali) September 12, 2013